Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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