Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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