Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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