Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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