my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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