Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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