If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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