I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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