I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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