Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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