Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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