are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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