I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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