Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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