Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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