He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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