Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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