Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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