and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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