I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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