I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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