that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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