Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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