my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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