it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
My hand turned me down
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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