i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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