so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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