Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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