Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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