Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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