Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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