My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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