i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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