I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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