Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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