so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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