Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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