What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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