How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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