i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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