Moan for me like Helen Keller
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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