I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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