And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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