he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
