bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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