I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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