dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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