are you so shy because you have an std?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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