oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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