are you so shy because you have an std?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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