I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
high people should be assigned attendants
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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